(This is the original script text file I used to write lines for ingame messages.)
(There are some early lines that have been altered, some side notes and even unused content (and missing content that was added to the game). enjoy.)


(SPOILER ALERT!!! I don't recommend you read this until you finish the game)

(This is a version of the script that is used in the game)



























~script.txt~
intro:
[Marisa Happy] Hello! [Reimu Happy] Hello!
[Marisa Unamused] ...
[Reimu Sad] Huh, something wrong Marisa?
[Reimu Woah] [Marisa Shout] Hey, I'm the main protagonist here! Get out of here!
[Reimu Shout] Says who??? I am the main protagonist here, and I'll make sure you'll remember it!
[Marisa Shout] It says it right here in the hack's name! Marisa ...'s Hack!
[Reimu Shout] No, it says ... Reimu's Hack!
[Marisa Unamused] Dammit, I thought I'd finally get a solo outing! But noooooo, it has to be Marisa and Reimu!
[Reimu Sad] Yeah, would've been nice to have some solo adventures...
[Reimu Sad] ...
[Reimu Happy] We can ask Russ to change the hack's name to be Marisa or Reimu (but hopefully Reimu)
[Marisa Happy] You're right! Let's go and find him (And pray he change it to Marisa)!

And so. Marisa and Reimu are teamed up to search for Russ. Will they find him? Will they get their own solo adventures? Maybe? I dunno.

Tutorial Level:
[Reimu Woah] Wow! A Tutorial Level!
[Marisa Unumused] Why does it look so minimalistic?
[Reimu Happy] Well, it doesn't need to be Super-FX Mode 7 HD Widescreen to convey gameplay basics.
[Marisa Smug] I guess so.
[Marisa Happy] Well, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
[Reimu Happy] Well, if the player doesn't betray our expectations that is.
[Marisa Happy] Yeah, don't be like Cuphead journalists!

Beach:
[Reimu Woah] Wow! A beach!
[Reimu Happy] I wanna take a swim!
[Reimu Sad] Too bad we didn't bring swimsuits...
[Reimu Happy] [Marisa Unumused] Reimu, remember about our mission!
[Reimu Sad] Oh, yeah. Russ.
[Reimu Happy] It looks like we have to swim anyway to get to him.
[Marisa Unamused] Uhh, you'll be swimming, not me. I can't.
[Reimu Woah] Why?
[Marisa Unamused] Promise you won't laugh if I tell you.
[Reimu Happy] I won't!
[Marisa Unamused] ...
[Marisa Unamused] That's because of the bet I lost to him some time ago.
[Marisa Happy] If I could do a triple flip straight into the ocean.
[Marisa Smug] And I actually did the triple flip! That was cool.
[Marisa Unamused] Unfortunately, I hit rocks instead of water.
[Marisa Unamused] That was not cool. Since then the embarrasment has been weighting me down.
[Marisa Unamused] Literally. I sink like a rock.
[Marisa Unamused] ...
[Marisa Happy] Hey, you didn't laugh!
[Reimu Happy] I promised I won't laugh (although it's hard to resist...)
[Reimu Happy] (I'll need to tell that to everyone. Comedy gold.)
[Reimu Sad] I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you were alright.
[Marisa Unamused] No serious injuries, I'm a video game character after all.
[Marisa Unamused] I feel no pain.
[Marisa Unamused] But I'll need to tell Russ how I really feel about that.
[Marisa Shout] Let's not waste our time, let's go!

Windy Beach
[Reimu Sad] Aww, the weather's getting worse! I wanted to take a swim...
[Marisa Unamused] Didn't we take a swim in water tiles in previous level?
[Reimu Sad] Yeah, but I wanted to take a relaxing kind of swim, y'know?
[Marisa Unamused] But yeah, it's gonna rain soon. And the wind is strong...
[Marisa Shout] Uh oh, I feel like i'm being blown away!
[Reimu Woah] Me too! But we should be able to proceed with my dash ability!
[Marisa Shout] Let's find a cover!

Ghost House:
[Reimu Woah] Wow! A Ghost House!
[Marisa Unumused] I'm pretty sure it'll be a boring one.
[Boo] Howdy! My name is Richter [idk about name, random], and you're in for a ride! BWAHAHAHA!
[Reimu Woah] Wow! A ghost! Are you gonna curse us or something?
[Richter] Eh? We don't normally curse people. We just like to humilate and scare people. Unless that's what you expected...
[Marisa Shout] Oh, for christ's sake, we'll be leaving!
[Richter] Not so fast, madams! For giggles, I'll cast an ancient curse!
[Richter] You won't be able to switch characters with L/R, only with certain timing!
[Richter] Whatever that means.
[Richter] NYAHAHAHAHA!
[Marisa Unumused] Great, now we're cursed. Just great, I always wished to be cursed.
[Reimu Happy] You're welcome!
[Marisa Shout] THAT WAS SARCASM!!! Let's get out of here!

Lava level (maybe):
[Reimu Woah] Wow! A Volcano!
[Marisa Unamused] Wow, we're gonna burn to death!
[Marisa Shout] Stop wowing, and focus on the mission.
[Reimu Sad] Ugh, it's so hot here, I'm sweating. I feel like I'm melting...
[Marisa Smug] I didn't know you're a living popsicle!
[Reimu Sad] Seriously though, the overheating is dangerous! Let's get out of here!

last level:
[Reimu Happy] This must be the very last level
[Marisa Unamused] How do you know this IS the last level?
[Reimu Happy] Because of the epic last level music, of course!
[Marisa Happy] If you say so, then I'm super happy we made it this far!
[Marisa Shout] Russ, we're coming!

[part 2 maybe (UNUSED)]
[Marisa Unamused] Are those conveyor belts?
[Reimu Happy] They're here to test player's dexterity, I think.
[Marisa Unamused] Well, of course. The random gimmicks keep on coming even at the final moments.
[Reimu Happy] The vertical ones are designed for your wall stick ability and will move you.
[Marisa Unamused] Pretty sure the player would've figured that out without your assistance.
[Reimu Sad] Sorry for trying to be helpful.
[Marisa Smug] Nah, that's ok (though the player may skip this cutscene, so it doesn't really matter).
[Marisa Smug] (They get a message box explanation anyway.)

Ending Scene:
[Marisa Shout] We're finally here! Russ, we want to talk to you!
[Reimu Woah] Hey, look, a letter!
[Marisa Unumused] What does it say?
[Reimu Woah] "Sorry, Russ isn't in this hack at all."
[Reimu Happy] "He went on a new adventure in a different hack. Sincerely, RussianMan, Russ."
[Marisa Shout] Great, now what?
[Reimu Happy] We just have to get a sequel and resolve this problem there!
[Marisa Unamused] But I want a solo adventure so bad!
[Marisa Smug] Just imagine, Super Marisa World!
[Marisa Unamused] ...very original name, I know. I'd think of it later.
[Reimu Sad] Me too, I want a solo adventure also...

(After Credits)
[Reimu Woah] Hey, look, there's more text on the back!
[Reimu Happy] "PS. I went on a kaizo adventure for the first time. If you want me so bad, you'd have to find me here..."
[Reimu Happy] "Sorry for any inconvinience."
[Marisa Unumused] Great, is that some kind of a sick joke?
[Reimu Sad] Now I'm not looking forward to that adventure.
[Marisa Shout] CURSE YOU RUSSIANMAN!!!

Extra level?:
[Reimu Happy] Hey Sonic, how's doing?
[Sonic] I was just stretching my legs. What about you?
[Reimu Happy] Well, we were going to find Russ.
[Marisa Unamused] But our Russ is in another hack. Sounds familiar?
[Sonic] Wow, girls! At this rate you'll never catch up to him.
[Sonic] You need to be as fast as me! I dare you to try my race challenge.
[Marisa Unamused] Didn't we have enough fast paced levels from before?
[Sonic] Just admit that you're not up to the challenge.
[Marisa Smug] Are you doubting our abilities?
[Marisa Shout] We accept your challenge!

(one/two screen challenges using previous level assets with a timer)

ending:
[Reimu Sad] Wew, I'm exhausted.
[Marisa Unamused] *Pant*, *pant*... me too.
[Sonic] Girls, girls! You both are too slow!
[Reimu Woah] [Marisa Shout] Great, are you mocking us now?!
[Marisa Shout] After what you've put us through?!
[Sonic] But don't worry! With my intense training, you'll be as fast as me! Gotta go fast!
[Marisa Shout] [Reimu Shout] Aww, shut up!!!