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The elves walking across the titlescreen are representative
of them returning from the "party" that Santa mentions in the workshop.
This "party" was in-fact an orgy orchestrated by the mother
of Little Timmy, whom has an insatiable lust for oral-intercourse.
The elves simply told Santa Claus that they caught COVID-19
when in reality they caught herpes from Little Timmy's mother, Candace,
and were too ashamed to face Santa with visible cold sores on their faces.

Santa is also lying, in reality he doesn't want to deliver gifts himself to Little
Timmy because he and Candace had an affair, this affair is the reason Timmy exists;
Santa Claus is his father. Santa doesn't want to ruin Little Timmy's perspective
of reality, he wants Timmy to continue to believe that John (Timmy's late father)
is his biological father. Coincidentally this is also why Santa always ensures that 
Little Timmy receives exactly the gift that Timmy desires.



Thanks for finding and reading this lore!